Britta: Abed, you know we just want you to be happy right?
Abed: Yeah I know, everybody wants me to be happy, everybody wants to help me. But usually when they find out they can’t they get frustrated and stop talking to me, or they trick me into buying them ice cream and then shove into a clothes dryer. Which, I didn’t want to happen with you guys so I wanted to make sure that you felt like you could help me. The truth is, lots of girls like me, because let’s face it I’m pretty adorable. And uh my aloofness unconsciously reminds them of their fathers, I’m more used to them approaching me.
Britta: So, we didn’t damage your self-esteem or anything?
Abed: Britta I got self-esteem flowing out of my butt. That’s why I was willing to change for you guys, because when you really know who you are and what you like about yourself, changing for other people isn’t such a big deal.
Community, season 1, Ep.17 “Physical Education”
Music by: Troy and Abed-Rap de la Biblioteca.